dear ava,


these are my glasses. they are the second pair i've owned in two years. want to know why? daddy stepped on the first pair and snapped one arm off, while you continually used them as the best secret chew toy ever. i wore them for months before getting only the frames replaced and what do you know, you snapped an arm off within a couple of months, proclaiming an "uh-oh!" after doing so. now, i am back to wearing them with one arm and scratched lenses because i can't bring myself to buy yet another pair.


love,
mama


ps i secretly kind of love your teeth marks all over the lenses, and i'm definitely keeping them forever