As if making the decision to put my baby on a formula diet wasn't difficult and heart-wrenching enough, when asking where the formula was at Sprouts today, the idiot helping me asked, "you DO know you're not supposed to microwave formula, riiight?", to which I replied, "YES, I DO KNOW."

Apparently I don't appear capable of caring for my own child, or in this case, even reading simple directions on the SIDE OF A CAN.